You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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