i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
