Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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