i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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