Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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