I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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