Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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