I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
