if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
People with herpes should wear stickers.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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