Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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