No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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