I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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