i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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