Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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