I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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