I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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