Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
