he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I need a beard to bite.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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