Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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