well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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