I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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