so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I love you.
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