Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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