would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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