Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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