Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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