I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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