FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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