wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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