Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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