my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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