You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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My pussy is not your playground.
I love having hate sex.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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