# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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