I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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