they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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