me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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