the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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