Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Watching her eat just hurts me
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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