let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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