Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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