would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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