Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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