ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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