I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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