I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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