My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm getting married
To pizza
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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