I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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