He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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