I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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