I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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