I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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