Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
