Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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