Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm at about main and main street
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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