either way he was missing a nipple.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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