we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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