so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
