Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Can I color on your dick again?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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